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Int. temple of the wu-tang, day

INSPECTAH DECK, REAKWON, U-GOD, METHOD MAN, GHOSTFACE KILLAH, kneel on the weaved rush rugs of the 36th chamber. Up two black lacquer steps kneel two silent Asian girls in yellow kimonos with wu-wings in gold. They ceremoniously draw open the purple curtains, behind it the GZA and RZA sit, cross-legged.

GZA

(to the girls)

Leave us

There is a beet as we wait for them to exit, METHOD starts crumbling nuggets of bud into a blunt wrap.

GZA

Events have been set into motion that cannot be stopped, a great evil has arisen within the Shaolin. The clan must rise again.

REAKWON

We are monks of peace now, we vowed not to raise arms against our fellow man.

GZA

The evil we face is no man but a threat to the very existence of our world.

From the pocket of his hoody GZA pulls an ancient scroll. holding it aloft, at it’s center the wu-wings around that 9 fingerprints in blood.

GZA

23 years ago we all made a pledge, to serve under one man. We placed our faith in him and we have been rewarded. He has called us here today to renew this pledge. You are all free to make the choice but if you commit to this, there will be only one path ahead of you.

RZA knocks the floor twice with a heavy wooden block, the girls enter again, one with a white katana the other a white enameled tube. RZA receives the sword with a bow and half opens the blade. GZA opens the tube un-rolling the parchment inside. GZA turns to RZA places the parchment between them an reaches out his hand.RZA draws the blade across his thumb. GZA places his thumb to the parchment.

GZA

I pledge my life to the clan.

METHOD licks the tab of his blunt, roiling it sealed, he places it to his lips. Rising up, he draw his sword in such away that is sparks against its sheath, lighting the blunt, he takes an inhuman draw, breathing out a thick cloud of purple smoke, as he pulls the blunt form his mouth he bites his thumb and leans into make his pledge.

METHOD MAN

‘bout time

A deep sigh comes from the GHOSTFACE KILLAH,

GHOSTFACE KILLAH

Will I be able to return to Allah after this?

RZA

We do the work of gods.

GHOSTFACE KILLAH

Humm

GFK steps forward, REAKWON, grabs him by the arm. The two stair deeply into each other, REAKWON nods and the two kneel before RZA. U-god and DECK join them.

U-GOD

But who will be the 9th

BILL MURRY

That would be me

They each spin round. METHOD pulls his sword and rushes at MURRY, his blade at his throat. With a nod MURRY indicates the glock that’s pressed against METHOD’S balls

GZA

Do we have a problem!

METHOD MAN

This nigga, stole my woman.

BILL MURRY

Hay, she made her own choices and if I remember, you left that party with two Swiss gymnasts on you shoulders.

METHOD MAN

hee,

(remembering)

so I did, but

(holding in a tear)

that bitch touched my heart.

BILL MURRY

I’m sorry Man, if I had known.

BILL shrugs opening out his arms, METHOD stairs for a beet the pulls him in for a hug.

METHOD MAN

how can I stay mad at Bunny Breckinridge.

MURRY moves into the center

BILL MURRY

(whispering)

wu-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

BILL MURRY

(to METHOD)

wu-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

METHOD MAN

wu-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

The pair look out to the rest of the group

all

wu-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with, wu-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with, wu-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

Welcome to the Wasteland

Int. internet day

pincdesign is sitting at the bar nursing a whisky

PINCDESIGN

(voice braking)

Fuck sake, Shaun. Shaun!

I kept battering at that door my hands where bloody and raw, it felt like hours. But I pulled myself together, I got up and headed into the world, everything had change it was all so new to me, but familiar, I walked home on auto-pilot, that’s when it hit, I would never see anything perfect ever again only rust and dust. 

I headed though to Shaun’s room looked through the cupboard, his rattle, I pocketed it, I don’t know why but I started picking up everything. I found my blue dress, it still had the faint smell of Abraxo from when I folded it yesterday. I changed out of the ridiculous jump suit they had put me in and went looking for some sign of life.

pincdesgin lifts the drink to his lips and sinks it. With a motion to the barman it is re-filled. 

PINCDESIGN

That’s when I saw him, the first person, walking out of the Wasteland, I was so excited, it had already been 24 hours since the gun went off I hadn’t realized how alone I had felt, until I, I realized there was something different, his face scared, or no, pealing. like the flesh had dried up and fallen off hundreds of years ago, it was terrifying, frozen in fear looking at me he says

(pincdesign puts on a gravely voice)

Nice day isn’t it. 

pincdesgin empties his glass again

PINCDESIGN

And that was it, my immersion ruined, first npc I meet, a goule, And Gabriel doesn’t freak. Maybe, if I had shot that guy, now I’m going to have to start again. 

The stakes are lower but the anxiety is higher.

int. void

A blue shimmering light hangs in a liquid universe. There are three boys in the light, there on the cusp of achieving some sort of greatness. The final parts of the power source are being assembled. They are asexual,

LOBE

(gritty cop voice from any era)

balls creepy,

(correcting what he meant to say)

bald and creepy, little bastards, that’s my prejudice, I am the protagonist, an authority with a big gun, Decker, John McCain. LOBE.

moral

I’m the MORAL authority and I can tell you that there are some issues with your behavior, and you need to go through some sort of process of change, something more evolved. These three, are just an example of the more evolved being that exist. Sure, an example of it at its peek, but.

LOBE

What is my job here?

MORAL

We’re not sure, you seem to be a hangover from another time. We’re interested in the life that is coming, we are building forwards.

LOBE

can you tell me about this while keeping my attention.

MORAL

I have no interest in your participation, we only want the young. We need your generation to let go of certain things and let your children give themselves over to that glowing blue light in that tank. That those three are trying to keep alive.

LOBE

It seems a bit premisey, how much time are we going to be looking at that thing while you tell me all about it.

MORAL

(cheery)

Forever, I’m just all about blue light stuff.

LOBE and MORAL stand under the blue tank, their observations makes there own space more apparent there is a door way between LOBE and MORAL.

LOBE

Looks like there’s other stuff out there, I can go find something else to do.

There is a knock on the door. LOBE reaches out, the door becomes an envelope in LOBE’s hand. he’s gut punched with responsibility, he crumples to the floor.

LOBE

Fuck you, why do I get a monetary responsibility. what do I get in return for that… Conflict!

LOBE pulls out a gun spinning around. There, the digital revolutions version of Jessica Rabbit, her finger placed pornographically on the barrel.

RABBIT

Oh come on. you can hang around for a bit, don’t you want to see how stupidly sexy I can be, I’m 2D in all the right places.

LOBE

Na, I’ve got a sense of equality with women, as much as I could happily indulge in the visceral satisfaction, I won’t get to cum.

RABBIT

I’m modular, stack-able.

A catalog of LOBE’s sexual experiences are downloaded into his memory.

LOBE

(smuggling in a reference)

I know.

There is a long pause.

LOBE

( to the void)

I feel like I might have peeked, got any ideas I can talk to?

Over LOBE’s shoulder a dark figure stands, BANG. LOBE grasps his gut as clashing red blood spills over his hands

LOBE

You did that already, I don’t die. I’m the fucking hero! I get to stay alive, no matter what you demand of me. Remember when I had a goal, that was a bit better, those three guys in the tank.

ext. void continued

THREE GUYS IN A TANK

Do you mean us, from S02E02 SW Rebels? cos we where cool as fuck, asexual, and bald.

REASON

Sorry guys, no, LOBE can’t know about you directly, but we do have a set piece later on in the story that you could fill nicely.

REASON pushes the guys from S02E02 SW Rebels, boarding the tank, a homage to Tank Girl, Airfix, and Thunderbirds. It trundles out into the city to protect the premise.

INT. VOID continued

THE THREE

we are the three who are building, building the new light.

LOBE

what dose it do?

THE THREE

can’t tell you.

LOBE

why?

THE THREE

cos of something CAMBELL said filtered through a bunch of other guys.

LOBE

you, know though. right?

there is a pause as LOBE eyes THE THREE up, THE THREE go back to work.

LOBE

This is a bit shit, I’m going to find someone with medical experience and

(gesturing to his bleeding gut)

who’s more enthusiastic about all this.

LOBE finds that he has a daughter, she seems to have a better understanding of everything that’s going on and able to role with the punches. LOBE looks at her and motions towards his gun shot wound. she walks past.

THE THREE

‘Sup PUNCH

PUNCH

All good, I want to go leap about shit and be an action hero but I need some motivation.

THE THREE

we got all this goo and blue light, were going to make life, we need a movement of people to support this, are you up for leading them?

PUNCH

I’m skeptical about all that, I may be totally opposed to the blue light.

THE THREE

That would be better, you can probably switch at a crucial point.

PUNCH

But is there any value to that now?

After reflecting PUNCH heads over to her dad and starts to bandage his wound

LOBE

(almost broken)

You give a shit about me, you have no responsibility to me.

PUNCH

I have plenty of good memories of you, it’s implied in our interaction but its fine that you haven’t been given that much depth.

LOBE

I only seem to be able to express myself with this gun, it’s all Cronenbergy and attached to me symbolically.

PUNCH

But I’ve been inspired to be better than you and that’s why I am motivated by this new life premise together we can boil down this protagonist idea into something better. Have a little peak at the visual.

ext. street night continued

LOBE is lying in the arms of his daughter, the blood and bandages contrast in the noir light of the Gothic lamp post, LOBE’s blinking eyes focus on the clouds, they hang over the city, blue light exploding inside their mass, the first drops of water fall, landing on PUNCH’s lips, and LOBE’s eyes.

LOBE

I want to be reborn as a deeper character.

PUNCH

You have been.

(180d turn)

Now, lets go see who follows me.

int. void hanger bay continued

Five people assigned gender, sexuality and race like a character sheet for pathfinder turn up. They’re sitting on some cool truck, and you have to really squint to see any difference between these guys and the marines from Aliens

TRUCK-STOP 5

O'Right, PUNCH, me o’d musher

PUNCH

“some sort of fun line,” back at you

TRUCK-STOP 5

(disgusted)

Oh never mind a proper greeting, forget that in the audiences mind you’ve got to vouch for us, that all though we’re presenting as one unified voice, we’re a nail boom of cool character development. Least you could do is reach for a pun.

REASON

(over radio)

We need you guys defending the premise. If your not going to do anything useful over there…

int. void newsroom

PUNCH sits at the news desk images of each of the TRUCK-STOP 5 are over her sholder

PUNCH

ALAN, English S.A.S. type guy, alpha in every way like David Bowie, space ranger, guy fucker, and great dancer.

GWEN, tech girl, gender normative and crushed into it by her costume, (we’re hoping she’ll be a cross play favorite and key character to the shippers. She has, like, colour changing hair, but not gimmicky.)

(to STEVE)

Hay STEVE what gender are you? Never mind. what you building over there?

STEVE looks up from a work bench tools in frount of him

STEVE

A bunch of modules, suits and arms, I’m really into Gundam.

PUNCH

Look at you, taking the initiative and enterin’ diolouge. SAM, your name offers little insight into you character.

SAM

(pushing up some sort of cool hat/visor to show red pupils)

Your going to want to watch my actions, I don’t think I’m going to say anything else until season 4

REASON

(over radio)

Fuck sake SAM, can you come out here and be a sniper for a bit…

ext. city night

Purple clouds hand over the solvent socked city. SAM is on the top of a tower his body contorted into its surface like a spider, waiting for its web to be plucked.

REASON

(over radio)

Show me what you see.

The barrel of the scope travels over the horizon of the city and stops on a Ferris wheel, a cow, and a robot pounding the city streets into dust as it makes its way towards the premise.

REASON

(over radio)

That’s the target, a nice simple, giant robot, to deal with. Not some pipe dream of some over baring god who’s not exactly light with his touch.

(beat)

Do the work that’s in front of you and pull the trigger.

INT. VOID HANGER BAY CONTINUED

PUNCH

Look at SAM go a B story. fuck yeah, I’ll go check in with dad then.

As PUNCH walks away to tend for her father we hear a stifled scream

PUNCH

Oh yeah, RUNTY, your a bit too trapped in the…

(thinking on approach)

mission, anything to report?

RUNTY is hovering over a portable screen mounted to the truck, it’s read out shows multiple points of information.

RUNTY

There’s reports of a city in peril, the stakes are very high, there are lots of different bands of insurgents. They seem to be gathered outside, some are violent, most are looking for guidance, others are trying to storm the premise and take over. We need to act.

GWEN pushing buttons and looking techy

GWEN

Yes the stability of the premise is waring very thin and we still haven’t created this new life.

LOBE

Right then I’ll do it I’ll go out there and be a hero.

PUNCH

We’ll do it together.

The premise opens up to reveal the chaos outside, ALAN and RUNTY move forward controlling the crowed, a mad man with a gun sprays bullets. SAM takes the shot. The crowd scream and scatter, only the body and blood is left. The others jump into the truck. STEVE is at the wheel revving the engine as GWEN grabs at the cases on the side of the truck.

STEVE

(to GWEN)

Try box B

GWEN grasps the box placing it on the floor. With a flick, compartments on the box open, devices begin building an artillery cannon onto GWEN, ripping at her costume (key for serious cosplayers) she leaps round and onto the bonnet of the truck, arm aloft, lining the sights up on the giant robot walking towards them.

PUNCH is in the back at this point, sword aloft, commanding the charge, she looks out to the horizon, there the kit bashed tank of the guys from S02E02 of SW Rebels are being desolated by the robot. Explosions, creating a thick haze over the battle like an oil painting. She looks to her dad. Who has found his hover bike and is waiting for the command to be given.

The sword drops and the party role out.

RABBIT

Will they make it?

MORAL

I doubt they will, but they may inspire something else.

end.

Stayed up way to late blocking out a series of story’s.
#avoidingwriting #alternativehistory

Stayed up way to late blocking out a series of story’s.

#avoidingwriting #alternativehistory

I’ve discovered podcasts, I’m going to keep a record of it hear, found this today. It’s helping me keep going as I try and write.

I’ve discovered podcasts, I’m going to keep a record of it hear, found this today. It’s helping me keep going as I try and write.

The composite shot for #censored that probably needs a new name. Taking suggestions, working title currently the man in the mirror

#wip #aftereffects #roto #edit #postproduction #fixers #fixernation

Titles for #censored been really enjoying #humans
#fixers #fixernation #postproduction #wip #edit #aftereffects

this makes it worth making the GI day one edit

this makes it worth making the GI day one edit

while others where out having fun at record store day i was editing to get this out as quick as possible.

theres an art festival going on in glasgow called GI, check it out: www.glasgowinternational.org